The Big Bang Theory Series 5 Episode 12 – The Shiny Trinket Maneouvre

• Leonard: Oh, a little Red Dead Redemption, huh?
• Sheldon: Yes.
• Leonard: How come you’re not doing a mission? You’re just wandering around.
• Sheldon: Had a rough night. I thought I’d go for a walk and clear my head.
• Leonard: Some people go outside and do that.
• Sheldon: It’s after nine o’clock, at this hour the streets of Pasadena are teeming with drunken sailors and alley cats.
• Leonard: You want to talk about it?
• Sheldon: No. I think I’ll just go in this saloon and drink my troubles away.
• Leonard: You know digital alcohol is never a solution. What’s going on?
• Sheldon: Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible that I’m not boyfriend material.
• Leonard: Glad I was sitting down for that. Did you and Amy get in a fight?
• Sheldon: Amy had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable. I’m gonna have a whiskey. Do you want anything?
• Leonard: No, I can’t. I’m playing Grand Theft Auto later.